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Shaxul
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 04, 2004 5:01 am    Post subject: The ten commandments of metal.... Reply with quote

Ok, here's another dumb ass fuckin list guys...

List what you believe to be the ten commandments of metal. Examples:

1 thou shalt not wear corpsepaint
2 thou shalt not call thyself black metal if thy living courters resides outside of Norway
3 thou shalt not wear baggy pants
4 thou shalt not "jump da fuck up"

and so on...
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 04, 2004 5:10 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

5. thou shalt not bend over in "ape stance" while playing on stage.
6. thou shalt not POSE!
7. thou shalt not wear nipple tape
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 04, 2004 5:21 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

thou shalt not attempt to cover "Revelation (Mother Earth)"
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HooshNu
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 04, 2004 5:24 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Thou shalt not tease thy hair.
Thou shalt not steal makeup from thy mother's purse.
Thou shalt not cover any Led Zeppelin song. Ever.
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kingsideburns
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 04, 2004 6:11 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

thou shalt not play downtuned!!!
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Drassogh
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 04, 2004 9:01 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

thou shalt not post on metal messageboards



































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DOOM
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 04, 2004 1:03 pm    Post subject: Re: The ten commandments of metal.... Reply with quote

fuck off I AM DOOM fuck off

Shaxul wrote:

1 thou shalt not wear corpsepaint
2 thou shalt not call thyself black metal if thy living courters resides outside of Norway.


Thou shalt not pay any attention to the first two "thou shalt" listed above.

fuck off I AM DOOM fuck off
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LowercaseE
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 04, 2004 2:07 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Thou shalt not attempt to look like a chick (unless thou be one)
Thou shalt not sue thy fans

This might work for nu-metal:
Thou shalt not know how to play solos Laughing
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ifdead
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 04, 2004 6:18 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Drassogh wrote:
thou shalt not post on metal messageboards:oops:


Damn straight.

Thou shall not knock the younger generation for being inspired by your old ass and doing something your crippled fingers didn't .... mln
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Khaos
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 04, 2004 6:36 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

thou shalt not write idiotic lists on earth-dog
thou shalt not write to someone that started a "thou shalt not list" that it is wrong to write such a !thou shalt not list" on earth-dog so therefor thou shalt not read this one!
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BoycottClearchannel
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 04, 2004 8:37 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Thou shall not stare at your shoes onstage.

Thall shall not eat other bands ( for all you black metal guys out there Laughing )

Thou shall not have synchronized hair swinging.

Thou shall not have KEYBOARDS!
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DogFazcha
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 04, 2004 9:14 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Thou shalt eat egg og bejken!
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Blood Eagle
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 04, 2004 11:07 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

- for Shaxul....

...thou shalt not shear thy locks...

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Shaxul
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PostPosted: Sat Jun 05, 2004 12:58 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Quote:
...thou shalt not shear thy locks...


amen! But there is a clause in there:
in the case that one might cut thy locks, one must save thy metallic image by wearing a black cloak, robe, viking attire, or chainmale!
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PostPosted: Sat Jun 05, 2004 1:03 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

^^^ ...or top hat Laughing
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